Rabu, Oktober 12, 2011

Lawak di waktu pagi..

Assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera. Rasa malas je kan nak start kerja pagi-pagi ni. Sebelum start buat kerja, apa kata kita cari mood dulu.....layan......


1. Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

Because it means...

E - End of.
T - Thinking.
C - Capacity.

2. How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind about you?
 
Suddenly send her SMS Saying...

"I Love you too"
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GAME OVER..!

3. When do you know your in love?

When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

4. What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?

Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..!

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!

5. "Why is Face book such a hit?

It works on the principle that:-

"People are more interested in others life than their own"

6. A Question Asked In A Talent Test:

"If you are married to one of the Twin Sisters, How would you recognize your Wife?"

The Best Answer:-
Why the hell should I recognize?

7. What is the difference between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

8. Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding...

Because they say each affectionately that "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...

9. What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

10. What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study ?
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100% Attendance... :-P

11. Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & SUNAMI?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

12. Difference between Friend & Wife?

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife"

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Terima kasih atas komen anda yang CUTE..:)
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