Rabu, Oktober 12, 2011

Lawak di waktu pagi..

Assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera. Rasa malas je kan nak start kerja pagi-pagi ni. Sebelum start buat kerja, apa kata kita cari mood dulu.....layan......

1. Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

Because it means...

E - End of.
T - Thinking.
C - Capacity.

2. How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind about you?
Suddenly send her SMS Saying...

"I Love you too"

3. When do you know your in love?

When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

4. What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?


In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..!

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!

5. "Why is Face book such a hit?

It works on the principle that:-

"People are more interested in others life than their own"

6. A Question Asked In A Talent Test:

"If you are married to one of the Twin Sisters, How would you recognize your Wife?"

The Best Answer:-
Why the hell should I recognize?

7. What is the difference between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

8. Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding...

Because they say each affectionately that "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...

9. What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

10. What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study ?
100% Attendance... :-P

11. Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & SUNAMI?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

12. Difference between Friend & Wife?

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"


Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife"

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